I am a huge fan of John Hodgman, especially his trilogy of Complete World Knowledge (Areas, More, and All). Each of these books has a list of 700 names of something (Hoboes, Mole-Men, and Ancient and Unspeakable Ones respectively), and I thought it would be fun to write a list of 700 catgirl names. I was wrong. Writing this list was a terrible idea that took several months and left my brain feeling as though someone had grabbed it and scraped out every last bit of goop they could possibly get out, and then just kept on scraping. And then I was at around 500 names. Since I actually did this thing, I have no choice but to share it with you, because that’s just how things work.

Cat people (or homo felis) are one of many types of variant humans found all over the world, though female cat people, colloquially known as “catgirls,” have a distinct mystique about them. (Dog-girls especially tend to resent this. The bitches.) This is in part because of a reputation for feline sensuality, though it’s difficult to comment on such matters without descending into the realm of stereotypes. Anyone who has ever dealt with housecats can tell you that cats are goofy, scrabbling little creatures whose attempts at grace and dignity only serve to make their frequent freakouts that much more hilarious. Catgirls look like baseline humans apart from having cat ears on top of their heads (though these ears are actually more triangular than those of cats) and cat tails. They have certain feline quirks in their physiology—including a susceptibility to catnip—but are basically human. Anyone who’s dealt with humans for any length of time can tell you that despite all the literature and appeals to a noble higher nature and such, humans are at least as ridiculous creatures as cats. Fortunately catgirls do not have the combined ridiculousness of both species, as that would create a Silliness Singularity that would presumably cause the universe to collapse while creating a deafening raspberry sound.

Cat people come in every bit as much variety as any other type of human. There are cat people throughout the world, and thus there are cat people of virtually every human race and culture, though they are especially numerous in America and Japan. We have not yet devised a simple and effective term for a Japanese schoolgirl who is also a catgirl, but a dedicated group of fanboys have been experimenting with bibliomancy techniques to create one. It is believed that cat people have some fae heritage, but that’s just stupid. Unlike catgirls, faeries aren’t real. Duh.

Variant humans do have a certain tendency to form enclaves, and northern California is home to several of these, including Neko Machi, a large city whose population is about 70% cat people. (I’ve heard rumors that there is another dimension where Neko Machi has no cat people and is called “San Jose,” but I find that a rather dubious claim.) This is a list of 700 catgirl names pulled from the female cat people who have lived in Neko Machi at one time or another, and it reflects some of this city’s diversity. Many cat people have names derived from feline themes that can seem silly or trite, though of course most cat people take their own names fairly seriously. The fate of the word “pussy” in American slang has become something of a sore spot among catgirls, though names like “Kitty” and “Katherine” are nonetheless very popular, presumably because cat people feel a certain spite towards their children.

1. Catty Earscratch, kind of an attention whore.
2. Emily Cheddar Peterson, a college student.
3. Priscilla Longtail, who hates rocking chairs.
4. Keiko Maneki, a greeter.
5. Valerie Katz, head of the project to catch that red dot once and for all.
6. Buffy Mousebane, actually very friendly to mouse people.
7. Anne Mousefriend, a dreaded hunter.
8. Anastasia Francesca Felinopolus, a fry cook.
9. Christine Catlumbus, a misguided explorer.
10. Alissa Softpaws, a housewife.
11. The Catgirl Formerly Known as Princess
12. Scottie McDuff, who has droopy ears.
13. Chat Noir, a femme fatale.
14. Kitty Cat, a baseline human in a cunning disguise.
15. Octavia Sharpclaws, who distinguished herself in the Cat-Dog War of 2009.
16. Catty Hillman, a single office worker.
17. Cat Stephen, who prefers to be known by her feline name of Mrowwww-hisssss.
18. Mao Mao Li, an onomatopoeic communist.
19. Sandy Beaches, a janitor.
20. The Masked Catgirl, a superheroine by night.
21. Wonderkitten, her plucky sidekick.
22. The Crimson Paw, their evil nemesis.
23. Felicia, a stalker of the dark.
24. Ayase Nekota, a Japanese schoolgirl.
25. Chocola, a space princess.
26. Henrietta Kittycat, a governess with a speech impediment.
27. Matsuri Takemura, an adorable little catgirl.
28. Clara Kent, a bespectacled reporter, and clearly no relation to the Masked Catgirl.
29. Nancy J. Whiskers, a junior detective.
30. Feline Galore, who recently changed her name.
31. Cassandra Nippy, a cat burglar.
32. Kathryn Happytimes, a catnip dealer.
33. Leona Krieger, an African mercenary.
34. Cheetah DuFrane, an honest poker player.
35. Kitty Seven, an easily confused college student.
36. Jennifer “the Mauler” Tabby, a toy tester.
37. Emilia Chartreuse, a purveyor of fine teas.
38. Shadow Nightshade, who wants to change her name a second time.
39. Amy Lee, a waifish singer.
40. Violet Seven, an art history major.
41. June Seven, a housewife.
42. Ruby Seven, a high school freshman (shut up!)
43. Angelica Gatoncito, a waitress.
44. Esther Darlington, a crazy old cat lady. Twice over.
45. Purrcacia Cottontail, a rare cabbit-girl, and rather sensitive about the whole matter.
46. Beatrice Manx, short of tail but never short of quips.
47. Sophia Meowmers, a barista.
48. Delilah Scratcheyes, a district attourney.
49. Snowball Winfield, DMA customer support.
50. Lauren Hissington, webcomic artist and creator of the popular comic, “Catgirl and Girl.”
51. Sylvia Branham, a college student and busybody.
52. Anita Furrton, whose friends call her a bitch. In a metaphorical sense mind you.
53. Dr. Margaret Leonine, a physician.
54. Dr. P. Cattington, a gynecologist whose first name isn’t what you’re thinking.
55. Nyanka Lee, a pop idol.
56. Kotomi, a nurse.
57. Chloe, a librarian.
58. Kaylee, an outcast.
59. D.D. Wei, artist and inciter.
60. Kim Mao Lee, an industrial design major.
61. Robin Chaser, a TV “purrsonality.”
62. Tasha Elgala, an exotic dancer.
63. Ocelotina Valdez, an internet celebrity.
64. Stretchina Longcat, also an internet celebrity, plus a contortionist.
65. Tigra “the Fury” Phoenix, a mixed martial arts champion.
66. Shadow Keyes, an insane person.
67. Midnight Keyes, her sister, and the bottom in the relationship.
68. Arlene Keyes, their aunt, and a high school history teacher.
69. Cheetah Fromage, a charlatan.
70. Vanilla Cream, a battle maid.
71. Chocolate Cream, another battle maid.
72. Orange Cream, a patissier, and ironically the black sheep of the Cream family.
73. Melinda Meercat, a mere catgirl.
74. Omaha McKinley, a dancer.
75. Collandra Felicitas, a catnun.
76. Gretchen Sharpear, minister of the First Unitarian Church of Neko Machi.
77. Maria Ixchel, an activist.
78. Cheetara Green, who is actually afraid of thunder.
79. Pumalyta Earthquake, a soccer player.
80. Amanda Schrodinger, who is frankly getting tired of the jokes about whether or not she’s alive.
81. Jackie Mewes, a bank teller.
82. Calico Martin, an otaku and blogger.
83. Mike Kawashima, an insurance agent who, by virtue of living in Japan, seldom has to remind people that her first name is pronounced “mee-kay.”
84. Tabitha “Tabby” Reynolds, an R.A. at Neko Machi State University.
85. Panther Tiger Lynx Menker (just call her Tiger), a video game tester.
86. Pantera Gray, a jazz singer who uses the stage name “Jacqueline.”
87. Bertha Scratchee, a bus driver.
88. Constance Darkfur, a scardey-cat.
89. Lionessa Silvestris, a customer service manager.
90. Molly Harkness, an airline pilot.
91. Jocelyn Chartreux, a translator.
92. Lisa Morris, a daredevil who has about 6 lives left.
93. Alexis Cheshire, a motivational speaker and author of “The Power of Smiles.”
94. Buttercup Carerra, an adult film star.
95. Meghan Crookshanks, who claims to be a witch and her own familiar.
96. Eureka Figg, an elementary school teacher.
97. Fluffy Lalonde, who has eccentric parents.
98. Ginger Stripes, host of a popular video game news show.
99. Natsume Akutagawa, a novelist of some repute.
100. Evangelica Sphinx, drunken heiress to the Sphinx fortune.
101. Penelope Pickles, personal assistant to genius millionaire Terry Star.
102. Ratha the Mind-Beast, who claims that she is hairless because of her psychic powers.
103. Pinky Kitten, who dyed her hair through great effort.
104. Melissa Scratchensniff, a children’s book author.
105. Polly Esther, samurai pizza delivery person.
106. Erin Clayton, currently working at Circuit Hut.
107. Sally Bell, maker of fine collars.
108. Wendy K. Twistytail, a travel writer who is looking forward to getting married.
109. Aisha Akamatsu, a Shinto shrine maiden.
110. Misty Walton, a software engineer.
111. Lucy Booker, an army private.
112. Diana Luna, a paranormal romance writer’s pen name.
113. Missy Lancaster, a gold digger.
114. Angel Moon, a hairstylist.
115. Poppy Puma, a guidance counselor.
116. Daisy Bobtail, an environmental activist.
117. Bella Abyssinian, the controversial artist who created the “Piss Bast.”
118. Sophie Wildcat, a wild child in the care of the university.
119. Samantha Cougar, a single office worker who actually prefers older men.
120. Lily Leopard, a champion ratcatcher.
121. Maggie Pampas, her ratcatching rival.
122. Sassy Ragamuffin, of the Jaguar Hills Ragamuffins.
123. Princess Jaguar, tour guide at the Museum of Famous Hairballs.
124. Minka Profelis, a cable news anchor.
125. Susi Serval, owner of a pet grooming business called the Paw Palace.
126. Ancella Margay, an exorcist.
127. Chisa Iriomote, a doujinshi artist.
128. Kitty Mau, who sells recreational aquariums to catgirls. Think about it.
129. Mikan Tanaka, a school girl who is inordinately fond of cardboard boxes.
130. Kuromu, a fish thief and vagabond.
131. Heterochromia Swish, a professional blogger.
132. Jenny Purrcell, a masseuse.
133. Bastet Smith, an interior decorator.
134. Isis Chartreux, a poetess.
135. Naomi Nekojima-McCall, a Japanese teacher at Neko Machi City College.
136. Septima Redclaw, owner of a vegetarian restaurant.
137. Marissa Catnip, a meteorologist.
138. Jeanine Bell, an art teacher at Neko Machi City College.
139. Jasmine Pette, a Neko Machi Tigersharks cheerleader.
140. Ariel Tunapounce, a fishmonger.
141. Jade Nguyen, a Neko Machi city council member.
142. Erica Scentmark, a Game Master for Thunder Tales, a popular freemium MMORPG.
143. Roberta Katz, a criminal at large in the hills.
144. Nora “Keyboard Catgirl” Schmidt, a pianist and internet sensation.
145. Mary McCheese, a connoisseur of cheeseburgers.
146. Patty Catseye, a college student who loves to party every night.
147. Tigressa Gaton, a Catgirl Gone Wild.
148. Ocelotta Mayer, who goes by “Ocelolita” online.
149. Kelly Doberman, recently married to a handsome young dog-boy.
150. Hyacinth Felidae, development manager at a software firm.
151. Gwen Caitsith, a fortune teller.
152. Nyanko Nadegawa, who works at a maid café.
153. Meowina Bamford, a cutting edge stand-up comedian.
154. Elizabeth Mittens, a card game designer.
155. The Astounding Beatrix Calico Jones, master of the invisible unicycle.
156. The Stupendous Victoria Mackerel, master of the invisible bass.
157. The Unfortunate Holly Clovis, a victim of invisible walls (i.e., closed windows).
158. Nermal Persnikitty, a schoolgirl often sent to the principal’s office.
159. Si Kasem, and,
160. Am Kasem, twin sisters who are fond of singing in unison.
161. Sweetie Clawson, a police officer with the Neko Machi Police Department.
162. Selina Kyle, a vigilante.
163. Madeline Claw, wife of the infamous Dr. Claw.
164. Kitty Fantastico, the mouse slayer.
165. Snowball Simpson V, a Buddhist.
166. Azrael Barron, proprietor of the controversial MiceForGold.com.
167. Catberta Chowder, Human Resources Director.
168. Cleopatra Hutchison, a psychologist.
169. Melody Katswell, an Interpol agent.
170. Ayako Kamineko, still at large and still biting hands.
171. Mayaa Natsume, a veterinarian.
172. Xian-Pu Chau, a professional martial artist.
173. Leucrotta Hollister, a ventriloquist.
174. Mackie Boots, a college student.
175. Pogeyan Nanjiani, a software engineer.
176. Murasaki Nekomata, a horror writer.
177. Uriko Myau, a linguist.
178. Sophia Big, a big girl who’s fond of fishing.
179. Irene Catsby, an experimental poet.
180. Stephanie Twisp, a surrealist painter.
181. Ichigo Nekonome, an opthamologist.
182. Minky Michaels, a professional cosplayer.
183. Miruru Sasahara, still undergoing speech therapy.
184. Rose Valentine, a florist.
185. Hikaru Tamamori, a park ranger.
186. Azusa Nakano, a guitarist.
187. Catra Sekhmet, host of TV’s “The Cat Whisperer.”
188. Linda Fetters, a firefighter.
189. Amber Twitchtail, a professional gamer.
190. Felicity Felicity, an acrobat from Cirque de Chat.
191. Eris Moon, a tattoo artist who can actually draw kanji well.
192. Melwin Oddeye, a stock trader.
193. Himari Hazuki, sidekick to the host of “The Neko-Neko Happy Funtime Hour.”
194. Koyori Yoshida, an exchange student.
195. Taruto Matatabi, a bird-hunter.
196. Kiki Shorthair, whose hair is in a pixie cut just to stop those comments.
197. Koboshi Aoi, a sign language interpreter.
198. Nora Curl, the office’s Ultimate Frisbee champion.
199. Natasha Levkoy, whose next door neighbor is sure she’s a spy.
200. Katrina Solis, a pharmacist.
201. Paula Ocicat, who operates a tail brushing kiosk at Neko Machi International Airport.
202. Genetta Durhman, who may never live down that time she stuck a hollowed-out melon on her head at a party.
203. Celia Korat, who is tired of her brother putting a pancake on her head and saying, “Your argument is invalid.”
204. Lilac Snowshoe, an English tutor.
205. Joanna Selkirk, a food critic.
206. Banana Welch, a frivolous catgirl still mooching off her parents.
207. Pixie Roberts, who works in a little café and hasn’t noticed the handsome young man who comes in every Thursday morning and watches her.
208. Krista Kashmere, who is getting sick of her job at the frozen yogurt place.
209. Persia Colorpoint, who tells her friends she does “technical stuff” at Adobe.
210. Tiffany Sterling, who’s been working a series of temp jobs.
211. Ashera Cymric, a court reporter.
212. Savanna Bengal, a zookeeper, specializing in the care of capybaras.
213. Bonnie Cheetoh, the only girl (cat or otherwise) in her D&D group.
214. Chausie Liger, a cat breeder.
215. Angora White, an usher at the Camera 12 theater.
216. Melissa Polydactyl, a pianist and occasional kleptomaniac.
217. Karen Sakanai, recently fired from her job at a sushi restaurant.
218. Siling Katt, a voyeur.
219. Nekoko Psychaellic, a catgirl with a yen for crocheted rainbows and catnip.
220. Maruko Karasuma, who loves nothing more than hiding in boxes.
221. Gabrielle Mackerel, who is fond of sleeping in high places.
222. Simone Milligan, an occultist and public access TV show host.
223. Fiona Socks, always ready for an adventure.
224. Cupcake Harris, her cynical sidekick.
225. Gumball Pinkerton, a mad scientist.
226. Ellen Fluffytail, who reads manga every day on her bus ride to work.
227. Natalie Orange, who also likes manga and has been trying to work up the courage to talk to her.
228. Jaguara Spots, and
229. Leoparda Spots, two sisters who just can’t change.
230. Helga “One-Eye” Tigress, whose scar and terrifying milky white eye are from an industrial accident, and she’s quite nice once you get to know her.
231. Catty K. Cat, who has strained relations with her parents.
232. Snowball Miller, whose friends call her New Snowball.
233. Snowball Hamachi, whose friends call her Old Snowball.
234. Snowball Barnes, whose friends call her flaky.
235. Snowball Kujiura, whose friends never seem to call her anymore.
236. Anastasia Thunderkitten, who just finished a killer business card for her freelance design business.
237. Juanita Colocolo, who lives in the hills and hates visitors.
238. Kaitai Katraine, a helicopter pilot.
239. Dr. Jean Katz, a professional therapist.
240. Nina Sabertooth D.D.S., a dentist specializing in cosmetic dentistry.
241. Marble Jaguarundi, a night club pouncer.
242. Colette Silvestris, an Olympic swimmer.
243. Margarita Lickfur, Employee of the Month at Chevys.
244. Domestica Lucidum, a pet sitter.
245. Mia Chemosensor, a police detective.
246. Cinnamon Digitigrade, a sculptor.
247. Valerian Bentonite, a catgirl of simple pleasures.
248. Tortie Calimanco, an advice columnist.
249. Elizabeth Rampant, a bartender at The Cat’s Meow.
250. Aubrey Sejant, a Judo instructor.
251. Muezza Bakr, a religious scholar and columnist.
252. Catarina Poe, an English major and barista.
253. Matilda Peterson, who works at Game Kat, a great local game store.
254. Dr. Sassy Fenton, a geneticist.
255. C.C. Fenton, a clone of Dr. Sassy Fenton.
256. Amelia Sockington, a Laundromat owner.
257. Delilah Mercury, a groupie.
258. Taffy Tran, a manicurist.
259. Elsa Convoy, a trucker.
260. Caterine Tate, a thespian.
261. Kittycat P. Funk, a bassist in a ska band.
262. Whiskas J. Catfüd, an accountant.
263. Kitty Hello, grudgingly working as a Wal-Mart greeter.
264. Catessa Chen, cheerfully working at a bubble tea place.
265. Mackarella Brown, a set designer.
266. Anabelle Fantastico, a supermarket cashier.
267. Sarah Alexovich, a comic artist.
268. Cati Griffin, dating a fox-boy despite her parents’ objections.
269. Katarzyna Ivanova, a banker.
270. Cait Goldwyn, a movie producer.
271. Caitlin Mayer, another movie producer.
272. Kasari Nakamura, manager of the Kuroneko Ramen, a ramen shop in Japantown.
273. Rina Reese, a cast member at Super Kitty Adventure Park.
274. Trina Hunt, a squirrel-hunter.
275. Catriona Fields, a ballerina.
276. Sarabi Young, a travel agent.
277. Nala Cross, a cellist.
278. Sarafina Lemon, a percussionist.
279. Kiara Soto, a fashion designer.
280. Zira Webb, currently in the Peace Corps.
281. Minerva Quartz, a proponent of the healing powers of crystals.
282. Pattaya Pounce, a door-to-door cat toy salesperson.
283. Chiiko Torajima, who isn’t having those fits so much now.
284. Puma McIntyre, recently returned from a trip to Africa.
285. Jaguara Thornton, recently returned from a “staycation.”
286. Mary Washtongue, a mother of four.
287. Alicia Growly, a misanthrope.
288. J.K. Growling, a young adult fiction author.
289. Linda Trilling, a piano tuner.
290. Loretta Hiss, a pigeon-scarer.
291. Ophelia Scratchscratch, a partner at Scratchscratch & Scratchscratch, Attorneys at Law.
292. Phyllis Seven, a very kind old lady.
293. Birdie Hunt, often tackled by her clients.
294. Lila Boone, a historian.
295. Danielle Mouser, an exterminator.
296. Leslie Ford, a car dealer.
297. Peggy Clowder, an apartment building manager.
298. Vicki Majora, who makes scented soaps.
299. Yuki Nagasawa, a librarian.
300. Pauline Taft, an administrative assistant.
301. Emily Spinach, a landscaper.
302. Dot Tailchaser, still unemployed.
303. Lara Cameron, a hairstylist and tail groomer.
304. Brianna Maltese, a falconer.
305. Petra Heath, the voice of MeowTron in the popular “Space Cats” cartoon.
306. Sybil Brown, a pet store employee.
307. Bubbles Squitten, a midget wrestler.
308. Gertrude Nivelles, a housewife and SPCA volunteer.
309. Eva Copycat, owner of a copy shop.
310. Rosa Ninetails, an exaggeration by a margin of 8.
311. Helena Barr, a midwife.
312. Judith Gotyourtongue, a hard-hitting TV news pundit.
313. Stephanie Catman, estranged daughter of newspaper magnate Phineas T. Catman.
314. Artemis Fromm, a renowned chef.
315. Becky Iams, another popular chef.
316. Carrie Purina, also a chef.
317. Alexis Vittles, another chef.
318. Sheba Meowmix, yep, a chef.
319. Stella Bristletongue, a ufologist and host of the History Channel’s “Alien Cats” miniseries.
320. Zoe Sinuous, a parapsychologist and host of the Sci-Fi Channel’s “Ghost Cats” miniseries.
321. Honey Thickfur, owner of an antiques shop.
322. Robin Highjump, a DJ.
323. Lily Footpad, a caterer.
324. Marsha Scratchdoor, a paralegal.
325. Maggie Innenout, a photographer.
326. Madoka Nisen, an IT specialist.
327. Nono Miyakawa, a photographer.
328. Dandelion Switfpaws, who claims to be a pagan.
329. Strawberry Calimanco, a judge on “So You Think You Can Cat-Dance?”
330. Melon Sniffsniff, a food inspector.
331. Berry Noms, a farmer.
332. Apple Scratchclaw, an electrician.
333. Pineapple Mousepounce, a scent-marker.
334. Plum Stripecat, a Bastet street preacher.
335. Cherry Tailswish, an animator.
336. Peach Tigreton, a mail carrier who isn’t fond of dogs.
337. Apricot Slink, a limbo champion.
338. Peony Catnip, who sells herbal remedies door to door.
339. Magnolia Whiskers, a who prowls the streets late at night looking for something she can’t quite articulate.
340. Kiwi Bauble, lead singer of the band Galactica Thunderkitten Apocalypse.
341. Lime Catseye, bassist and backup singer of Galactica Thunderkitten Apocalypse.
342. Lemon Roughlick, lead guitarist of Galactica Thunderkitten Apocalypse.
343. Raspberry Twitchtail, keyboard player for Galactica Thunderkitten Apocalypse.
344. Blueberry Birdpounce, dummer for Galactica Thunderkitten Apocalypse.
345. Guava Jinglebell, former percussionist for Galactica Thunderkitten Apocalypse. Her solo album, titled “Triangular,” was a flop, surprising no one.
346. Lychee Cheetah, a DJ who has an epic rivalry with Galactica Thunderkitten Apocalypse.
347. Duriana Sandbox, a misanthrope.
348. Mango Hissycat, a model noted for her outrageous stunts.
349. Tangerine Felidae, host of the Tangerine Dream podcast.
350. Nectarine Hellcat, host of the Nectarine Nightmare podcast.
351. Nutmeg Cattington, a toy designer.
352. Cinnamon Scentmark, who works the perfume counter at Macy’s.
353. Papaya Kitten, owner of the Papaya Kitten clothing boutique.
354. Christine Catnap, an artist.
355. Michelle Clawswipe, who works at Fry’s.
356. Erin Scratchwall, a freelance translator.
357. Kimberly Fluff, an industrial designer.
358. Tina Mao, who runs a porn site.
359. Olivia Kitten, a sales rep for a green tea company.
360. Jenny Purr, a geologist.
361. Candace Stray, a comic artist.
362. Bonnie Yowling, a writer.
363. Stephanie Savage, a career consultant.
364. Gretchen Leong, a game journalist.
365. Dana Loop, a computer programmer.
366. Eri Slink, unemployed and fond of catnaps.
367. Melody Crabgrass, whose penchant for pyrotechnics hasn’t gotten her hurt… yet.
368. Nichole Curious, not killed yet.
369. Becky Tallcat, a video game writer.
370. Melanie Pinkerton, still mooching off her boyfriend.
371. Milfeulle Mewling, a police officer.
372. Sugar Strider, a chef.
373. Clover Koiwai, an inquisitive little girl.
374. Carnatia Lickfur, a fur-licker.
375. Violet Brown, a palm reader.
376. Lavender Brown, a Certified Public Accountant.
377. Bergamotta Grey, who starts each morning with a pot of English breakfast tea.
378. Tartie Flynn, the new Space Paranoids champion.
379. Nellie Macaroon, who just got her pilot’s license.
380. Éclair Swishingtail, unemployed and working on a webcomic.
381. Rosemary Alleycat, curator of the Neko Machi String Museum.
382. Flower Nipcat, still in therapy for her little problem.
383. Blossom Tigerstripe, of the Highway Patrol.
384. Poppy Lionheart, a comedy juggler.
385. Myrtle Yowling, who owns a used book shop.
386. Glace Calimanco, an ER nurse.
387. Pinkie Persian, a comedian.
388. Rarity Perfume, a tailor.
389. Twilight Shimmer, a librarian.
390. Jackie Apple, a farmer.
391. Rainbow Pounce, a race car driver.
392. Butterfly Scardeycat, a zookeeer.
393. Astrid Leonine, who organizes a LARP on the weekends.
394. Dawn Tinkerbelle, a religious studies major, currently unemployed.
395. Maple Danish, a stock broker.
396. Blackberry Pie, a train conductor.
397. Apple Fritter, an orthodontist.
398. Chouquette Svelte, a technical writer.
399. Gateau Striper, from outside sales.
400. Mooncake Dander, from Human Resources.
401. Autumn Mackerel, a bassist.
402. Winter Salmon, a guitarist.
403. Summer Yellowtail, a violinist.
404. Spring Tuna, a pianist.
405. Twiggy Stardust, a vocalist.
406. Lola Mane, not a transvestite.
407. Harriet Porter, an original character. Do not steal.
408. Baby Trouble, single and childless, thank you very much.
409. Ariana Cheeseball, Human Resources Manager at Nyantech.
410. Lolly Pawprint, Head of Marketing at Nyantech.
411. Caramela Scratchensniff, Administrative Assistant at Nyantech.
412. Paka Whiskers, Receptionist at Nyantech.
413. Katie Tran, Accountant at Nyantech.
414. Katie Nyanta, former CEO of Nyantech.
415. Pookie Johnson, current CEO of Nyantech following Katie N.’s outer, though the company still faces the problem that no one seems to know what it actually does.
416. Bella Thumper, CEO of Meowtech, and currently aiming for a hostile takeover of Nyantech.
417. Mia Toffee, Bella Thumper’s financial analyst.
418. Molly Aragorn, a security guard at Meowtech, prone to falling asleep on the job.
419. Blondie Tinsel, an office manager at Meowtech.
420. Sassy Oreo, administrative assistant at Meowtech and also head of the “Fun Committee.”
421. Sheba Blanche, head of marketing at Meowtech.
422. Lucy Beethoven, Public Relations Manager at Meowtech.
423. Daisy Biscuit, who may get in trouble for being a whistleblower about the catnip abuse going on behind closed doors at Meowtech.
424. Sammy Onion, who has a rare mutation that allows her to eat onions, unlike most cat people.
425. Callie Beans, who runs a blog about the most bizarre craft items up for sale on Catsy.com.
426. Rachel Oddball, whose taxidermy made from mice posed and dressed up as Firefly and Doctor Who characters has earned her extensive coverage on Callie Beans’ blog.
427. Stella Buttons, whose Naruto slash fics get excellent review ratings except for that one user who keeps giving everything a 1-star review.
428. Samantha Babykins, who sells custom-made plushies of anime characters on Catsy.com.
429. Sasha Cuddles, youngest daughter of Moxie and Bluebell Cuddles.
430. Azure Blaze, a member of the Blue Cheetahs speed cycling team.
431. Pumpkin Java, a barista who comes into her own from October to December.
432. Alva Silverglade, who changed her name to that of her D&D character.
433. Lily Bagpuss, protesting catnip prohibition even though it’s legal.
434. Rosie Blur, assistant manager at Tigerstripe Cellular.
435. Isabelle Jaguar, a butcher (at the Meat-O-Rama).
436. Candy Fleur, a baker (at Breadtopia).
437. Misty Hope, a candlestick maker who also sells scented soaps because they sell more.
438. Tiger Lily Flexington, a deranged millionaire.
439. Bitsy Peanutbutter, well-known in the neighborhood for her cookies.
440. Ashley Nibbler, who is aiming to unseat Bitsy as the local Cookie Queen.
441. Lulu Murphy, owner of the World’s Largest Ball of Yarn, a roadside attraction in Meowmix, CA.
442. Tasha Zoom, a film director criticized for her overuse of a certain camera function. (Soft focus.)
443. Ginger Boo, who dwells in shadow.
444. Fantasia Langley, who embraces the light.
445. Snickers Archback, whose favorite holiday is Halloween.
446. Misa Bojangles, captain of the Nyantanic, a commercial cruise liner.
447. Roxy Smitten, incumbent mayor of Neko Machi. (Slogan: “Be Smitten with Roxy in 2012!”)
448. Mimi Jumper, candidate for mayor of Neko Machi. (Slogan: “Jump for Mimi in 2012!”)
449. Galaxy Starshine, candidate for mayor of Neko Machi, but as a joke and she doesn’t actually have a slogan or anything.
450. Unity Wallace, star of the popular reality TV show Cougar Shore.
451. Gracie Jazz, the bad girl from the popular reality TV show Cougar Shore.
452. Trixie Vienna, first one to be eliminated on the popular reality TV show Cougar Shore.
453. Holly Popcorn, who after appearing on Cougar Shore had a brief career in television before being arrested.
454. Cashmere Lynx, who after appearing on Cougar Shore went home to her family and led a normal life, to the surprise of everyone.
455. Frankie Osbert, creator of the Nekombies comic series, now a popular TV series on NBS.
456. Ariel Guinness, whose Nekombies Uprising spinoff has gotten mixed reviews so far.
457. Sapphire Spike, current star of the long-running soap opera Days of Our Nights.
458. Mocha Radar, living off of money from her father’s invention. (A device that detects and distinguishes various kinds of coffee.)
459. Petal Wolfgang, who claims to be a lycanthrope, even though none of her friends quite understand the concept.
460. Wisteria London, a stage magician with a penchant for EXTREME STREET MAGIC.
461. Sissy Porkchop, editor at Tiger Lily Press.
462. Mona Lisa Dakota, a motivational speaker.
463. Mittens Baguette, who was an early adopter of Twitter, hence she has the name @Mittens.
464. Sadie Socks, a 3D animator.
465. Ember Squiggle, head of the local Cat-Mouse Friendship Society.
466. Willow Quigley, an insurance claim adjuster.
467. Magnolia Nutter, who runs a small eBay business.
468. Huntress Boots, who resents her father for forcing her to go hunting.
469. Peaches Zenith, a forum administrator.
470. Minkey Tequila, a hot bartender.
471. Mariposa Sundrop, an expert tickler.
472. Maggie Peepers, who is whatever the female version of a peeping tom is.
473. Annabelle La Bamba, actually not much of a dancer.
474. Sahara Velvet, a board game designer.
475. Pearl Catastrophe, who travels the wastes of New Mexico and Arizona making strange sculptures of out scrap metal she finds.
476. Valerie Hoover, who will defeat the maid and her dreaded vacuum cleaner soon enough.
477. Butterscotch Champagne, who claims to be an antidisestablishmentarian, though she doesn’t seem to know what that actually means.
478. Milk Truffle, currently running for senator.
479. Purple Tamarind, a stuffy librarian who’s very beautiful when she lets down her hair.
480. Nichole Nyolte, a thespian who claims to be a princess from outer space.
481. Charlotte Sheen, a thespian who scoffs at Nichole’s claims of being a princess from outer space because she is clearly the space princess.
482. Felicia Dayton, star of the popular web series The Clowder (and more recently Griffin Age: Origins).
483. Sarah Meowchelle Gellar, star of Bonnie The Mouse Slayer.
484. Stephanie Catbert (with a silent T on the end), a late night talk show pundit and master of the squint-pull maneuver.
485. Kitten O’Brien, a late night talk show host with bright orange hair.
486. Annie Richter, Kitten O’Brien’s long-time sidekick.
487. Louise C.K., a standup comic. The C.K. stands for Catherine Kitty.
488. Hodgmina Johnson, the prophetess of Ragnarok.
489. Lucy Skypouncer, a farmgirl who wants nothing more than to buy some power converters.
490. Hannah Solo, a roguish smuggler.
491. Wendy Wheaton, an actor who achieved fame and infamy through her childhood role in Cat Trek.
492. Christine Hardwick, comedian and TV star, and host of the Nekoist Podcast.
493. Charlotte Brooker, a very angry TV critic.
494. Ryoko Kamiya, an eccentric game designer.
495. Alice Sandler, a comic actor beloved by some.
496. Betty Meowlis, an old cat-woman with a winning smile, a quick wit, and a dirty mouth.
497. Margaret Mao, a Korean-American standup comedian.
498. Scottie Folds, a piano rock musician.
499. Patricia Oswalt, a standup comedian who laments her routine about Burger King getting out of hand.
500. Jamie Fallon, a sketch comedy gal turned late night talk show host.
501. Madison Serengeti, a child of two worlds.
502. Nepeta Cataria, a prolific fanfic writer.
503. Conga Swiftpaw, a hateful drug dealer.
504. Delilah Accordion, a drug dealer who’s pretty nice for the most part.
505. Eva Bazooka, who runs a medical marijuana dispensary.
506. Viola Pounce, whose “catgirlswithcats” Tumblr is a big hit.
507. Cindy Flugel, assistant manager at a sandwich shop.
508. Harmonica Whiskers, dabbling in Satanism only because it annoys her parents.
509. Livenka Scentgland, head of the local chapter of the Catgirl Anti-Defamation League.
510. Ocarina Fipple, whose Homestuck slashfic is getting out of hand.
511. Vienna Furball, whose middling fantasy football team is called the “Florida Furballs.”
512. Mandolynne Svelte, who recently quit blogging because of the terrible, rampant sexist comments she kept receiving. I am being completely serious, those guys should be ashamed.
513. Kora “Red Tiger” Digitigrade, a professional wrestler in the WNW (World Neko Wrestling)
514. Vielle Spinesnap, Kora’s bitter rival in the ring, best friend in real life.
515. Lyra Ambereyes, ringside announcer in the WNW.
516. Ektara Catclaw, a potter.
517. Lyre Kattenstoet, a tailor.
518. Veena Zither, who when asked what her profession is just kind of shouts.
519. Celesta Hairball, an astrophysicist.
520. Crystal Leonine, a literary agent.
521. Ciaramella Lybica, who keeps finding herself staring at a blank word processor document, unsure of what to type.
522. Camellia Lucidum, who works as a model/booth babe at video game trade shows.
523. Hydrangea Miau, who sells cookies at a kiosk at the mall.
524. Poppy Felicitas, an art teacher.
525. Laurel Cobby, a baseball player.
526. Azalea Miaou, who makes a webcomic about her life as an office worker.
527. Peony Caterwaul, currently taking improv classes.
528. Magnolia Tigerstripe, an officer with the Neko Machi Police Department.
529. Mayflower Leopardspot, a race car driver.
530. Lilac Myu, who builds fighting robots in her spare time.
531. Jessamine Italica, an exorcist.
532. Holly Persian, whose mouse-boy boyfriend doesn’t always like the way she looks at him.
533. Maple Leucolaena, shihan-dai at a local karate dojo.
534. Pecan Ocelot, from whom no ball of yarn is safe.
535. Florida Trilling, who used to be friends with Pecan until the day Pecan found her yarn collection.
536. Muffin Scratchington, fond of going to the local pool in a bikini and suggestively eating a popsicle.
537. Hazel Yaong, who’s getting good at cutting down oranges with the sparkly pink katana she bought at the mall.
538. Cascabel Discolor, who dreams of growing to giant size and frolicking around the city naked.
539. Alaska Melissifolia, who makes and sells custom porcelain dolls.
540. Arizona Panther, a rather accomplished rollerskater.
541. California Wildcat, a stripper (stage name: Mandy Purr) who wants more out of life.
542. Louisiana Furrier, who always wears a collar with a jingling bell on it.
543. Dakota Ceylon, who calls herself a cyborg because of her court-mandated monitoring implant.
544. Virginia Pumpkin, whose friends may never let her live down that time she was startled by a mouse.
545. Montana Seven, a shy young girl.
546. Columbia Chartreuse, a web designer and frequent contributor to clientsfromhell.net.
547. Minnesota Footpad, who suffered a contentious elimination on popular reality show “America’s Got Catgirls.”
548. Alabama Lijagulep, a counter-terrorism expert.
549. Georgia Washington, a history professor.
550. Carolina Manx, who runs a shelter for homeless catgirls.
551. Melba Annua, a probation officer.
552. Meg Foliosa, who runs a fruit orchard.
553. Emily Curviflora, whose father hopes her fourth attempt at a business will finally succeed so he won’t have to support her anymore.
554. Jessica Tlön, an Argentinean author of magical realism fiction.
555. Moyra Curl, a pyrotechnics technician.
556. Annie Cornwall, who plays violin in the subway station.
557. Karen Watercress, who is sensitive about her unusually long tail.
558. Selene Mau, a gold farmer.
559. Amber Bengal, a housewife who seldom talks about her years as a wrestler, but the one time a guy tried to take her daughter, he found out the hard way that the tiger still has claws.
560. Lisa Abyssinian, a professional wine taster.
561. Jae Govaniana, a rare catgirl who doesn’t care for most kind of fish.
562. Kat Savannah, who has a great hoard of canned tuna, much to her roommate Jae’s chagrin.
563. Nancy Nepetella, in rehab from her catnip addiction.
564. Claire Liger, a hateful spammer.
565. Monica Redclover, who claims to be an alchemist.
566. Lorelle Latifolia, who has a weird habit of constantly making acronyms out of things in her head (WHAWHOMAOOTIHH).
567. Julie Griffin, a hooligan infamous for stealing the tail of the statue of Patrick McCatley from the park.
568. Elliptica Franklin, her sidekick and a constant source of bad ideas.
569. Victoria Everardi, owner of the Klean Kat Laundromat.
570. Donna Sphinx, who no one seems to want to make a statue of, despite all her pleas.
571. Libra Caraval, a golf caddy with a habit of pouncing on balls.
572. Gemini Blynx, who does rap music under the name “Blynx.”
573. Clementia Coulton, a singer of catgirl-related novelty songs.
574. Grace Falconeri, a fitness instructor who’s trying to save up for plastic surgery.
575. Prudence Polyestrous, a mother of six.
576. Faith Marlot, still afraid of her stepmother’s gazebo.
577. Temperance Smilodon D.D.S., a perfectly respectable orthodontist.
578. Virgata Nervosa, currently working as a florist despite her allergies.
579. Calamintha Felinine, The Most Interesting Catgirl in the World. (Slogan: “Stay playful, my friends.”)
580. Chrysanthemum Catus, proud to participate in #OccupyNekoMachi.
581. Anise Marozi, her friend who makes fun of her by tweeting about #OccupyCardboardBox.
582. Echinacea Korat, who was disappointed to learn that “deadmau5” is a music artist.
583. Chamomile Tigon, president of Confuse-A-Catgirl.
584. Salvia Ocicat, who is just sick of people calling her “saliva.”
585. Tinda York, who services arcade games for a living.
586. Ginger Sunbeam, who knits strange sweaters with multicolored cat designs.
587. Amarantha Cafra, once a child star, now a humble school teacher.
588. Letty Margay, a bailiff at the county court. Don’t mess with her.
589. Angelica Ocreata, currently serving hard time.
590. Juniper Caudata, also known as “the Numa-Numa Catgirl.”
591. Paprika Calimanco, designer of the satirical “Catgirl: The Role-Playing Game.”
592. Molly Wister, a country-western singer.
593. Aeris Catopuma, still diligently adding to her collection of Nyan Cat mashup songs.
594. Joanna Lynx, who claims to be a Pokemon Master.
595. Jill Margarita, an outspoken atheist blogger.
596. Imrunning Outofideas, a catgirl who suffers strange migraine headaches she can’t explain.
597. Harriet Cain, a pizza magnate and a failed attempt at topical humor.
598. Pumalyta McFly, a slacker just like her mother.
599. Cherry Poptart, an astronaut, singer, meteorologist, and internet celebrity.
600. Verbena Leopon, who has an annoying habit of licking people.
601. Saffron Ashera, from whom no furniture is safe.
602. Zoe Toxoplasmosis and…
603. Dodo Toxoplasmosis, the Toxoplasmosis Sisters.
604. Lara Pumapard, a scat-burier.
605. Zoey Uncia, one of the stars of the popular Nekomimi Burlesque Show.
606. Peach Jagulep, an ear-scratcher.
607. Daisy Vellerosa, who reports traffic for KTGR FM, The Tiger, home of Metallica Mondays.
608. Claire Panthera, a scent-applier.
609. April Neofelis, author of the popular children’s book “Where Is My Tail?”
610. Jade Hamilton, who changed the name of her restaurant’s Happy Neko Burgers after the misunderstandings became unbearable.
611. Ada Phillips, who sells locally made ice cream from her “Kitty and Cream” food truck.
612. Morrigan Kellas, an astrophysicist who loves teaching kids about just how amazing the universe is.
613. Stelmaria Tabby, who has a nervous habit of laying her ears back on her head that people often misinterpret.
614. Liz Catkin, an auto mechanic who, because “grease monkey” seems inappropriate, the guys at the garage have taken to calling a “grease kitty.”
615. Tiggra Strype, proprietor of a donut shop called “Katty Kreme.” Trademark infringement suit pending.
616. The Amazing Patrina Polydactyl, a stage magician.
617. Polly Pryde, her lovely assistant.
618. Susan “Acid Burn” Iams, a professional FPS player.
619. Amy Pham, a waitress at a Vietnamese café.
620. River Purr, a flamboyant and infamous criminal.
621. Gwen Tinker, whose cat-eared donuts were a bit hit at the last potluck.
622. Misty Aurata, a high school guidance counselor.
623. Siberia Pallas, Game Master of the Queens of the Dinner Table gaming group.
624. Heather Iberia, a member of the Queens of the Dinner Table, currently playing a half-elf bard.
625. Mika Ikamura, a member of the Queens of the Dinner Table, currently playing a dwarf fighter.
626. Ariadne Scritchscratch, a member of the Queens of the Dinner Table, currently playing a catkin ranger.
627. Elena Catson, a member of the Queens of the Dinner Table, currently playing a deva invoker.
628. Tiffany Clowder, a member of the Queens of the Dinner Table, currently playing a human warlock who is constantly talking to her pet squirrel.
629. Cham Cham Hong, currently working on a social game called “Catriarchy.”
630. Erma Felna, a valued member of the coast guard.
631. Lana Garfield, who always gets pissy when people bring up “feline privilege.”
632. Piyu Kyuuniku, who irritates her family by sleeping along the back of the couch.
633. Satori Toraue, a safari tour guide, seldom seen without her trusty machete.
634. Dr. Kitty Hu, who has never even heard of Daleks.
635. Nyssa Lowe, who is entirely too willing to tell you about her Twilight fanfic.
636. Chen Mao, who runs a filtered water store.
637. Manticorra Smith, who has an unnerving habit of hanging out in a cardboard box, naked.
638. Tegan Frisky, a NEET.
639. Barbara Cedar, a swimsuit model.
640. Melanie Bell, planning to go to Comic-Con dressed up as a catgirl version of Batman.
641. Penny Catclaw, or MagicalNyanNyanPenny on YouTube.
642. Kitten Dunst, who likes to wear a human-ear hair band to mess with people.
643. Ace Collared, a race car driver.
644. Fam Ihrie, a fantasy writer.
645. Nova Gato, a tennis player.
646. Pookie Williams, a professional poker player.
647. Vicki Tonkinese, who never passes up a chance to chase a moth.
648. Grace Spring, a charming housewife who solves crimes in her spare time.
649. Kitty Pilgrim, currently unemployed.
650. Sarah Toyger, who keeps waking up on top of the refrigerator.
651. Machiko Nekoi, a very skilled sushi chef.
652. Leela McPherson, who is so totally going to do NaNoWriMo this year!
653. Rose Diamond, a silly little lovesick catgirl.
654. Donna Zeolite, nearly done building the Space Battleship Yamato in Minecraft.
655. Martha Diatomite, leader of the Ars Felinica World of Warcraft guild.
656. Carnivora Florentine, who writes scathing reviews of video games in a column called “The Litter Box.”
657. Kuromi Nekohara, who wants to fall in love, but it getting sick of the kinds of guys who keep hitting on her.
658. Nyatalie Portman, an award-winning thespian.
659. Summer Meow, an actress noted for her role in a cult hit sci-fi show.
660. Megan Powers, who every night after work stops to look up at the sky, at the moon and the distant, twinkling stars, and feels at peace, a part of a vast and beautiful universe.
661. Inara Lionesse, who already has her TARDIS costume ready for PAX.
662. Tiffany Pine, who went through a rough breakup and is just trying to get on with her life.
663. Magrat Simple, a little girl who is going to change the world for the better.
664. Angua Newman, who claims to be one-eighth coyote.
665. Ruth Pouncer, who wears a “Fuck Cancer” T-shirt and isn’t about to give up, not while there are so many people who care about her.
666. Demona Cat, a catgirl with red eyes who wanders Washington D.C. late at night.
667. Mittens Essman, who is torn over whether she should tell Tigger Polydactyl that she thinks he should marry her instead of…
668. Alexandria Pette, Tigger Polydactyl’s blushing bride to be.
669. Lemuria Twitch, star of the Neko Machi High Academy track team.
670. Nell Calicana, as yet unsuccessful in persuading the drama club advisor to have this year’s production be of Cats.
671. April Scratchetty,
672. May Scratchetty, and
673. June Scratchetty, the Scratchetty triplets, a trio of adorable identical baby catgirls.
674. Pia Gaton, night shift assistant manager at the Chicken Hut.
675. Svetlana Paws, at the airport, waiting, waiting for a plane that may never arrive.
676. Camilla Whiskers, whose friends think she’s weird for having a pet dog.
677. Precious Kitten, a stripper at the Sassy Cat.
678. Rina Shorthair, working at Target and waiting for her husband to come back from the Middle East.
679. Tasmania Hobart, star of the Devil Cats lacrosse team.
680. Tefnut Smith, who takes little comfort in her first name being that of an Egyptian goddess.
681. Yoshiko Nekobashi, a bicycle courier.
682. Maitena Ocelot, proprietor of a food cart that sells the best damn tacos you’ve ever had.
683. Sheena Bobcat, who drives a pedicab around downtown Neko Machi, often while singing Lady Gaga songs.
684. Hilda Chat, who’s just totally sick of her roommates.
685. Ethel Lithe, just fired from her job at DMA tech support.
686. Colleen Hunter, an underwear model.
687. Claire Mousepounce, the well-known Dutch author.
688. Kiriko Nekoyama, proprietor of a tea room called the Cat Tongue Café.
689. Vera Fluff, a cat breeder. She’s sure that Mr. Fluffykins will win this year!
690. Titane Catseye, an assistant producer at Nakatomi Games.
691. Eris Bastet, who claims to be in possession of a crystal skull.
692. Mayu Nekomiya, who has a recurring dream where she’s a cat, sitting in someone’s lap, being petted and purring contentedly.
693. Valerie Pinkatz, Miss California 2010.
694. Mickie Redcat, current secretary of the California State and Consumer Services Agency.
695. Sassy Sassafras, who does puppet shows for children at Happy Hollow Park & Zoo.
696. Seashell Calico, whose parents finally admitted to her that she was conceived on a beach in Cabo San Lucas.
697. Joy Flutterton, still fighting for her right to party.
698. Mia Scentgland, who is regretting posing in a sexy calendar for charity.
699. Mocha Katz, author of “Tuna Sandwiches For the Catgirl’s Soul.”
700. Melody Tunapounce, who thought it would be fun to make a humorous list of 700 pixie names. She was so wrong.